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Wisdom of Coach Sauers
Coach Sauers from King of the Hill gives up tips on life.
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Tennessee QB Tyler Bray Highlights from the 2010 Orange and White game. "Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips t...
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Auston, 14, gets a kiss....He shocks a girl in the back with an electrical pen and when she turns around he gets a kiss!
So were they the Cougars or the Longhorns?
I think the cougars might be a peewee team, since Bobby couldnt actually make the Longhorn team
@@ProtomanButCallMeBlues makes sense.
What made Hank believe he was suitable to be a coach again to kids?
He was desperate.
It's the COLLATING. That's where they screw ya!
That sounded so queer at 1:37 😂😂😂
A mentally broken headed type of coach at 0:56 😂😂😂
I never knew hank was such a liberal.... cotten was right he would never make it in the military
Take a salt tablet
Coach again.....I QUIT!!!
1:48 That didn't age well 2:07 An old football coach at my highschool lost his job (it was a part time job after school hours) because he had the team run up and down the bleachers like that. One student fell and broke his neck, back, one of his legs, and 3 ribs, and a collar bone because coach wouldn't let them stop. He recovered but he can barely walk and has no feeling in about 30% of his body now.
Memorize it
"Give me that ball or I'll slice your guts out hippie" lol
He/she. Talk about ahead of it’s time.
1:48 imagine if he said that shit NOW
True Capitalist Radio in a nutshell
Stroke of genius- Joke of Heinous.
Why you prEcIoUS little candy ass!!!
The sound of the kid getting hit lol 3:11
Its the "thank you sir" that gets me
Take a salt tablet
They need to do a eposode about how coach sours was drugging the players. Hank finds out that he got to state using performance enhancing drugs the "go pills" hank falls into a depression as the greatest acomplishment of his life was a lie. At the end he finds out that all the school athletes were on the same sht and it wasnt just sours it was all the school coaches in the state. So he was on a level playing field making his acomplishment more legitimate.
“What is this he/she some kind of a science fiction deal?” It was Sauars…it was 😢
Wow I didn't know they made my grandpa into a cartoon character
Salt tablet
see if we had coaches like this today all the pussy bitch ass liberals would do their best to cancel them
Cougars team
2:33 - 2:39 was a critical hit
Coach ran missions in the incountry in Vietnam. Treated his soldiers like family, his family like soldiers. Times were different.
So being gay with football was going on back then
It was the '70s
Let's go Brandon
We didn't like jocks so one night we spun donuts around the football field. 1978
Thats the glue they use to keep steaks together dont eat that crap my guy.
"It's the collating. That's where they screw ya." Truly words of wisdom.
"Leave your penis in the bucket." Wow.....
Wait, is his first name hwidey?
Whitey
"Hey butterball, drag the body back." haha
“What’s this he/she?” “Some sort of science fiction deal?” 💀
The thick playbook make this totally fake. A coach of this mindset (and coming to form in the mid-70's) has maybe a dozen plays, and three of those would be trick plays.
Take a salt tablet!
My favorite moments in King of the Hill were always when the writers looked the audience dead in the face and said, “The old ways aren’t always the best ways.”
Using Hank's realization really drives those points home. If someone as old-school as him can come around then anyone should.
I don’t think that was the point in the episode. I think it’s more like this guy may have been something in his heyday but the years haven’t been kind to him so when asked to relive his glory days he brings all the pain and humiliation he’s been through (or think he’s been through) out on his old job and new kids. Evidence: When he’s trying to run over the kids with his car he goes on some tangent about shoes and how the kids who wear them don’t care about him. It’s one line, but it tells you everything you need to know about this guy.
@@ThePa1riotThat still ties into the original point of the first post.
@@Travis12861Girl cock really lives in your mind rent free, huh
@DocileHillbilly Wow you're the real cream of the crop ain't ya.
“Okay Louisa May go play your ballerina ball, just leave your penis in the bucket” and “YOU CALL THAT A PASS?! GIVE ME THAT BALL OR I’LL SLICE YOUR GUTS OUT HIPPY! RUN!” Had me in stitches, I think we all know some old guys like this.
Kids gotta a compound fracture and his response TAKE A SALT TABLET!
Coach Sauer must've been a pretty good quarter back
Sour Coach Sauers!
I guess in Texas going to “State” is important 🤷🏼♀️.I don’t know what going to “State” is but I want to do it ❤
Dying student: I have been shot. Coach: Take a salt tablet and walk it off.
"Hey, butter ball. Drag the body back." XD haha! That one had me dying. Lol!
- takes a step - "S A L T T A B L E T"
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the delivery of "you precious little candy ass" will always make me laugh
It's funny how hank regularly seeks help from the most unhinged people, simply because they look manly and rugged